(1999) - The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything [...]

(1999) - The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!



(2012) - The weekend has landed.. All that exists now is crying babies, coffee and a moaning twat of a wife... I've got 48 hours of ear ache, sky plus and a couple of shady wanks if I'm lucky .... I'm gunna blow steam out of the kettle and sterilise the bottles, I'm gunna talk cod shit and pull faces at the baby all night, I'm gunna lose the plot when he wont settle.. The free radicals inside me are crackin up man! Tonight I'm fuckin knackard, I'm feeling sick, I'm going to never-never have kids again, man. . I feel more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, nothing good will happen tonight, you know? This could be the worst night of my life. I've got 3 bottles in the sink - I'm gunna sterilise the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah !!! (when he's abit older and has teeth obviously) !!!