A Lib Dem, a UKIP, a labour, a BNP, a Tory candidate and a Lord walk into a bar. The Lib Dem says "I promised my wife I wouldn't drink", so he asks for a brandy and a White Russian. The UKIP says "White Russian? Look at those immigrants, coming over here taking our drinks". The Labour asks for a bottle of champagne, points to a man sitting at the bar and says put it on that mans tab. The BNP accuses the barman of not selling alcohol because Muslims' have imposed Sarah's Law. [...]

A Lib Dem, a UKIP, a labour, a BNP, a Tory candidate and a Lord walk into a bar. The Lib Dem says "I promised my wife I wouldn't drink", so he asks for a brandy and a White Russian. The UKIP says "White Russian? Look at those immigrants, coming over here taking our drinks". The Labour asks for a bottle of champagne, points to a man sitting at the bar and says put it on that mans tab. The BNP accuses the barman of not selling alcohol because Muslims' have imposed Sarah's Law. The Tory says he can't have a drink because the country can't afford it, pisses on the bar claiming it will boost the economy, punches the barman in the face saying it's for his own good, takes all the money out the till blaming the last government, Greece and God then pays a Sun journalist to print he bought everyone a drink. And the Lord doesn't do anything.