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I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me in the high street today. Not wanting to stop and chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.
She walked straight up to me and said, "You're just pretending to be on the phone, aren't you?"
"Hold on a moment," I said to my pretend caller. "No, I'm not. What makes you think that I'm pretending?"
"You've got your thumb in your ear and your little finger on [...]
I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me in the high street today. Not wanting to stop and chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.
She walked straight up to me and said, "You're just pretending to be on the phone, aren't you?"
"Hold on a moment," I said to my pretend caller. "No, I'm not. What makes you think that I'm pretending?"
"You've got your thumb in your ear and your little finger on your lip."
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My girlfriend came and sat next to me on the sofa looking miserable.
"Cheer up," I said.
"Oh I'm OK," she sighed, "just a bit sad."
"You're fab," I said.
"Thanks," she said.
"You're mine," I said.
"I know silly!" she chuckled.
"I love you," I said.
"Aww!" she gushed, "that's so lovely [...]
My girlfriend came and sat next to me on the sofa looking miserable.
"Cheer up," I said.
"Oh I'm OK," she sighed, "just a bit sad."
"You're fab," I said.
"Thanks," she said.
"You're mine," I said.
"I know silly!" she chuckled.
"I love you," I said.
"Aww!" she gushed, "that's so lovely!"
"Marry me," I said.
She squealed with joy and stood up and started clapping like a seal: "Yes!" she bellowed. "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
I looked up at her and said, "Yes what?"
"Yes, I will marry you!" she beamed.
"Fuck off!" I said. "Here, have a Love Heart."
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I went to the doctors the other day complaining of bad posture and the doctor gave me some special shoes to sort the problem out.
The next day i was at the pub and I was telling my mate dave about my new orthodontic shoes. He said
"don't you mean orthopedic shoes?"
I said "oh, i stand corrected"
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A German was stopped by an French Immigration Officer and asked some questions
Age?
30
Sex?
Male
Occupation?
No, just visiting.
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