A Jewish guy wins the lottery and, when he's being presented with his big cheque by Dale Winton, he suddenly raises one arm straight out and shouts, "Heil Hitler!"
Dale is shocked and says to the guy, "I thought you were Jewish."
The Jew rolls up his sleeve points at his tattoo and replies, "Who d'you think gave me the fucking numbers?"
I'm going to set up my own religion, one where its important to respect other peoples beliefs, learn to take criticism on the chin like an adult, wash regularly, treat women and children as equals and never kill anyone under any circumstances.
They start them young now. My 5 year old son's Nigerian classmate came up to me today with a cloakroom ticket. He said he had won a raffle prize but couldn't collect it because he was under 18. He said I could collect the prize for myself if I gave him £5.00 up front for the winning ticket.