I am naive. The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time.
With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.
I suggest Pakistan:
We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."
A man was transporting bowling balls in his van when he noticed two black kids walking along with a bike . He asked if they needed a ride, when they said 'yeah' he told them there was only room in the back. So they climbed in the back of the truck.
The driver was very tired and passed his weigh station. A local policeman noticed and pulled him over.
The policeman came around and asked him all the normal questions, then asked what he was hauling.
The driver said, "Oh, nothing much." This raised suspicion in the officer and he asked if he could take a look inside.
The policeman went around back, opened the back of the truck, peeked in, and shut the door very quickly.
He went back to the driver and with a sense of fear in his voice he told him, "I want to you drive out of here and NEVER come back again!" So the driver obliged.
When the cop got back into his car, his partner exclaimed,"What's wrong?! You look like you've seen a ghost!!" To which the officer replied, "You're not going to believe this! That man was hauling nigger eggs, two of them hatched and one already stole a bike!"