Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
This is for you, Sarah:
Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat?
You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over.
Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.
What's black and doesn't work?
Half of London.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.