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I saw a young black fella taking the hubcaps off a car earlier, so I went over and gave him a right good kicking.

I'm now banned from Kwik Fit.
My wife said, "I don't fancy going out to the shops in this, do you?"

"Okay, if I must." I replied.

It was only when I got back from the shop I realised she had meant the snow, and not the dress she was ironing.
During my driving test I collided with a bus.

"Is that it? Have I failed?"

He didn't reply...so I assume I passed.

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