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Muslim logic:

Step 1. Make it illegal to be gay.
Step 2. Ban pornography or television shows with scantily clad woman.
Step 3. Force all woman to cover their faces and wear figure hiding robes.
Step 4. Only alow children under 13 to show their faces or hair and wear jewlery.
Step 5. Wonder why the fuck everyone is a Paedophile
Me and my girlfriend have been together for 10 years and I fear that things have become a bit predictable in the bedroom...

It seems that every time I'm about to put my whole ballsac in her mouth, she wakes up.
I was in a restaurant earlier and was looking at the menu.

The waiter then came over, and I said, "I'll have the soup please. What is it?"

He said, "It's like a drink with lumps in it."

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