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These remembrance events at Belsen concentration camp are bringing back bad memories for my grandfather...

He didnt have time to pick up his last pay check before the British arrived.
My wife asked me an upbeat tone, "Truth or dare?"
I chuckled and played along, "Truth."
She went on, "So tell me, do I look fat in this dress?"

I backed up, "Woah, woah, woah. This is not fair. I said truth, not dare."
BBC News - Replica French warship recreates historic voyage. Unfortunately they couldn't decide whether to let the British sink it or just hand it over to the Germans

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