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I walked into the kitchen this morning to find the wife stacking up a load of toast on the table.

"Why the fuck are you building a tower out of toast?" I asked.

"Because porridge keeps collapsing."
David Cameron has been criticised for the number of family holidays he's taken this year. He's now pointed out he's returned to Downing Street and does not have his wife and children with him. Not ANOTHER holiday, David!

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