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Haha Suckers! We are the Irish contingent of Anonymous, we have hacked this website and your computer has now got a virus that has deleted all your files.

However, being Irish and, therefore, not very good at this kind of thing this needs to be done manually. Please send this message to everyone you know and then delete everything on your computer. If you can do that, that'll be grand.
Just been banned from my church's Easter service.
Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't "Ta-Daa!"..
Saw this on Groupon earlier: "IPL Hair Removal, up to 77% Off!"

I'm not too sure though; if I was paying for hair removal I think I'd expect it all to come off.

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