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A neutrino walked into a bar. The barman asked: 'What can I give you?' The neutrino said: 'I'm just passing through.' The barman said: 'Oh no you're not. This interaction gives weight. Double Noble prizes all round!'
I got a call from head office to tell me that two members of staff have accused me of sexism.

They didn't name names, but I bet it was 'Jenny Shit Tits' and 'Buffalo Cunt'.

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