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I went to work on magic mushrooms once.

I got fired, but on the up side, I went home on horse back.
A policeman just knocked on my door and asked to come in. He then proceeded to tell me that my wife had died in a car accident.

That's probably why he asked me to sit down before telling me. I could have been skipping for a long fucking time.
My 6-year-old daughter found a used condom in my car and said, "Daddy, what's this?
Very flustered, I abruptly told her, "Give that to me at once! It's dangerous!"
She then said, "But the stuff that was inside it - surely it can't be that dangerous if you've stuck your willy inside it at some point?"

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