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I was watching a film with my young Son earlier today when he said, "Dad I'm scared, is that Woman going to die?"

I said "Judging by the size of that horses cock, yes".
The Metropolitan Police have issued cannabis scratch and sniff cards to make it easier for people to report marijuana farms.
So if you're looking for the grass in you're area it's the guy scratching his card and phoning the cops.
Tescos shares have dropped to a ten year low today after executives admitted in September to 'Cooking the books'...

At least they're cooking something, unlike the cunt behind the hot counter who sold me pink in the middle rotisserie chicken.

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