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My son came home from his kindergarten show and tell with a note asking me to call the teacher.

I called and the teacher said "your son tells me that you're a piano player in a brothel, is that true?"

"No" I said, "I play for Chelsea, but how the hell do you explain that to a 5 year old"

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