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I can't believe Colin Fry died the other day. I was only talking to him this morning.
My 16 year old son ran home delighted after getting his GCSE results.

"All A grades Dad!" he beamed.

"Well done lad," I said. "How many did you get?"

"It was all of my fingers and thumbs plus my little toe."
My mate said, "I had a dream last night that I had sex with my dad."

"Don't worry about it, it's not that unusual" I said.

"Really, have you had the same dream?" he asked.

"Of course I have," I replied, "your dad's gorgeous."

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