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My wife just called me.

She said, "My parents are coming over for dinner. Could you please go to a grocery store and buy some foodstuffs for me?"

I said, "I don't have cash with me at the moment."

She said, "Well you have to withdraw then."

I said, "Ah, nice one... I knew you will understand."
Why is it when I accept an invite to a Eid feast by my Paki neighbour and eat his halal sheeps head, I'm being multi-cultural...

...but when I invite him to our Boxing Day piss up with ham hock, I'm a racist bastard?

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