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I consider myself lucky that I am not judgmental; unlike all these blokes around me who live their shitty lives, judging others all the time.
My girlfriend said to me, "You're a cunt, you never take anything seriously."

"What are you banging on about," I said as I put my horse mask on and got into the hearse.
About three years ago, I walked into a women's restroom while drunk, stoned and horny. They all thought I was cute, so it was perfectly okay.

But I realise I can't do things like that anymore, now that I've turned 10.

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