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My son's homework assignment was to write about what he wants to be when he grows up.

He was sitting at the kitchen table, when he asked, "Dad, how do you spell ballerina?"

I replied, "F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L-E-R."
Profits for my bakery has gone through the roof since I started advertising that the centre of a donut is 100% fat free...
I said to my wife last night, "Can you imagine, being with a man who worked in a chocolate shop, who had chocolate on him at all times, but never let you have any, because he didn't like it?"

"That would be awful." She replied, "Totally selfish behaviour."

"Exactly, any chance of sex tonight?"

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