All Jokes

If you can't take the mountain to Muhammad,

there's a good fucking chance you'll still have your mountain in the morning.
The Iranian government has said that Google will be allowed to operate in the country, as long as they respect its cultural values.

So porn is allowed, provided the girls are married to the leading men, and about nine years old.
The wife says she wants a repeat of the last time we made love, on the floor in front of the tv.


Where the fuck do I find a twelve inch black and white Visiolux, this day and age?

Jokes By Date

Click on a date on the calendar below to see statistics and browse jokes for that day.

Statistics for the present day (or indeed the future) are not available.