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Sweating like Suarez's dentist!
What do Muslims and Peter Andre have in common, they won't go back to Jordan.
I was at my mates with my girlfriend the other day and she sat on his sofa.
My mate said to her "careful you are sat on my dirty socks"
So i said "don't worry your socks will probably end up smelling of her arse".
He turned round and said "it's not that - i just don't want her getting pregnant"

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