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I was surprised to run into Hitler today so I asked him what he was up to. He said, "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns. "2 clowns?" "Why do you need to kill 2 clowns?" "You see" he said, " no one cares about ze Jews."
I was pleased when my son told me he now believes in an eye for an eye. "Finally," I thought, "that poncey dickhead is sticking up for himself."

That is, until I heard about his popularity in local gay bars.
As more teenagers make their way to Syria via Turkey, a Muslim community leader said that 'too many of our young people are being sucked into becoming radicalised'.

Blimey, l get it now. I wouldn't mind a bit of that action myself!.

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