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A gypsy walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Excuse me mate,I'm looking for a place to sleep tonight."

The librarian says, "Sorry,as you can see,we're fully booked."
Now that England has also started charging 5p for carrier bags, I suggest people there start doing what we've been doing up here in Scotland for over a year.

Learn to juggle.
In what's being called Turkey's worst ever terrorist attack, over 80 people are feared to have died and hundred more have been injured.

I know it's possibly not a time for pedanticism, but shouldn't it be more accurately called one of the best ever terrorist attacks?

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