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I had my driving test today but I accidentally ran over somebody who works with dead people.

I failed for my reverse round a coroner
Theresa May says 'only European immigrants with jobs should be allowed in Britain'.
Call me simplistic, but I'm guessing if they have a job in Germany and live here, they won't be turning up Monday morning.
"Hugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub... wassup mah niggas?"

Straight Outta Trumpton.
I've just murdered my wife.

I found out this morning that we lose half a litre of water a day just through breathing!

I like to do my bit for the environment.

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