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My neighbour Leroy was released from prison yesterday and he was so happy he didn't know what to do first.

A mugging or a rape.
My Korean friend booked a ferry trip for his honeymoon in his home country,
he was pretty excited to fuck his wife for the first time.
So the day after I gave him a call to see how things had gone.
The line was a bit noisy but I don't think it went that well,
I think he said something like "wife laughed."
I went to see a Triple X Roman Play yesterday, thinking it would be really sexy. It was just thirty plays.
The missus yelled from the bathroom, "Dave, we really need to put something on this floor in here, I almost slipped and broke my neck."

So I'm off to buy some olive oil.

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