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My snooty new girlfriend dumped me after one date just because the table I'd reserved was too close to the toilet.

She wouldn't even stay to finish her Big Mac.
I managed to organise a meeting with the head of Scotland Yard. He agreed to see me because I told him,
"I know why the number of murders is on the rise".....

"It's because of the killings."
"Did you know....the majority of rapes are carried out by someone you know?" I said to the wife.

"Yes" she replied

Fair play to her....she hasn't grassed me up.

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