All Jokes

First God tells us to go forth and multiply, then he tells us not to commit adultery, then a virgin gives birth to his son.

I really don't think he has a fucking clue what he's talking about.
Police have warned parents against buying unofficial Frozen dolls.

In other news . The top brass from Scotland yard have have all gone on a surprise trip to Disneyland Florida with their families.
I went to Bodean's with the wife when the waiter said,"What can I get you sir?"

I said, "Pulled pork,mate."

He said,"Yes I can see," as he looked over at my fat arse wife, "but,what would you like to eat sir?"

Jokes By Date

Click on a date on the calendar below to see statistics and browse jokes for that day.

Statistics for the present day (or indeed the future) are not available.