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What noise does a baby make in a blender?
I dunno, I was too busy wanking.
A woman just came to my front door spreading the "word of God".

I said, "No sorry, I'm a firm life-long atheist."

She looked all confused and asked, "So you believe we all evolved from apes?"

She then proceeded to make ape noises...a 40 something year old woman was making ape noises at my front door at 8 AM.

So I said, "Yeah, and apparently evolution stopped short with you" and slammed the door in her face.
I just heard that children may soon be required to clean their teeth at School.

And I suppose I'm expected to buy my kid a toothbrush ?

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