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Feel sorry for Adam Johnson, tea-time news said he was arrested at his £1.8m mansion, evening news said he was arrested at is £1.5m mansion.

Looks like house prices are tumbling up north.
Me andmy wife have been arguing a lot lately, so I've decided so seek some professional help.

A hitman.
We over heard our neighbors arguing last night... "A real man respects a woman" she cried. "Oh yeah" he shouted, "Well a real woman makes a respectable sandwich". I just looked at my wife and nodded, which is what started our argument.

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