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What do Muslims and Peter Andre have in common, they won't go back to Jordan.
I was at my mates with my girlfriend the other day and she sat on his sofa.
My mate said to her "careful you are sat on my dirty socks"
So i said "don't worry your socks will probably end up smelling of her arse".
He turned round and said "it's not that - i just don't want her getting pregnant"
A Bank of England spokesman has said that it should be compulsory for children in schools around the country to be taught how to handle money.


Except schools in Liverpool, where it's stolen goods.

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