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I was watching President Obama's impassioned speech about Russia and the shooting down of the plane on the TV last night. The more I watched, the more impressed I became - that Darwin bloke was bang on, wasn't he!
Went into a Mosque for the first time yesterday. It's not too bad, came out with a pair of shoes.

There's fucking loads of them just inside the door.
I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at home drinking beer, jacking off to porno mags and playing minesweeper.

I do enough of those things at work.

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