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When my wife gave birth to our child yesterday, I was overjoyed to see they had an outey rather than an inney.

I really didn't want a fucking girl.
My neighbour Rahul once explained in detail why Hindus call cow a mother.

The other day as he was walking in the fields I saw a raging bull came charging behind him

I shouted to warn him "Run Rahul, there comes daddy behind you, run"
The Forest of Dean seems to have a terrible reputation for suspicious locals who don't like outsiders in their isolated little communities. I went there a few days ago and found a few friendly ones, though. A few even high sixed me!

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