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You can't have your cake and eat it , as the saying goes.

But , if you're not feeling too hungry , you can always half your cake and eat it.
Harry Kane and Wayne Rooney have no Premier League goals between them this season.

But with such an easy match tonight, it's a good opportunity for certain players to end their goal scoring droughts.

Such as Danilo Rinaldi, a furniture company employee from San Marino.
Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days.

She's right. When she stopped at her mums last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday.

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