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I once got trapped inside an old toy chest. I was in there for almost a fortnight with only a large tub of plasticine to eat.


Wasn't all bad though, some days I made a cheeseburger, others a roast chicken dinner.
Let's be clear; I am a transparency activist.
My girlfriend is worried that il someday trade her in for another, younger model,
I only had two thoughts;

Truth is I doubt anyone will take her as a trade in,

And maybe wasn't the best thing say aloud.
Blue Peter presenter John Noakes has finally been found after a difficult 9 hour search....on the internet for a 1970s kids' TV presenter who was not involved in child sexual abuse.

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