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I was at a party last night and a girl came up and said, "You smell nice, what are you wearing?"

I replied, "It's Cool Water."

She said, "I like it."

I said, "There's loads of it in the toilet, it comes straight out the tap."
I was driving through Bradford last night when something small and brown ran out in front of my car.

I slammed on the brakes, but felt it thump under the wheels.

I was going to stop but I thought, fuck it, there's probably at least another 20 kids in that family anyway.
I didn't read 'Gulliver's Travels' for the test at school, so I've no idea what the island of small people he visited was called.

I'll lean over and see what Lily put.

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