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Now. There are different types of zombies depending on what you're watching; for example the film "world war z" has zombies that sprint and don't stop at anything, however the zombies on "the walking dead" are a bit slower paced and a simple door will stop them getting at you, and then there's the ones that we sometimes see today but they have a special name, I think they're called... downs syndrome people.
Englands ladies were knocked out by an injury time own goal when it looked like they were going to an extra time period, where i assume they would just stand on the pitch and shout at their husbands in the stand for no reason and just be miserable bitches until it was over!

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