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When I get home, I usually take off my trousers,take a deep breath,and let out a massive fart like a racehorse.

Unfortunately,that's not what the interviewer meant when she said,"Make yourself at home"
When I was young and going out on a date my dad always used to say "Go out to dressed to kill son, women will do anything for you."

So I borrowed his balaclava and knife.
ABCNews reports a nine year old girl accidentally shot and killed her shooting instructor with a Fully Automatic Uzi machine gun at the Arizona shooting range 'Bullets and Burgers'.

Good thing the store next door is 'Coffee and Coffins'.

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