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Virgin Galactic have announced a new spaceship that can travel at the speed of ejaculation.

The new technology however is limited to only short bursts, and is said to leave most passengers disappointed afterwards.
What Manchester United need is O J Simpsons defence team.

That's not a clever play on the word 'Defence', I just genuinely think they must be better footballers.

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