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I took my gay brother bowling the other day.

He picked up a ball, and said, "My fingers don't feel right in these holes."

I replied, "Probably because there's no shit in them."
I released a herd of pigs into a mosque and someone's just had a go at me for it.

The only thing I regret is that I didn't have them wear shoes.
I smelt gas at home tonight and remembered what to do from watching the TV ad.

But I thought I'd leave it for a while first, just to make sure the wife had slipped away.
Tony Blair saw a sign at the side of the road that said "Lives Matter!". He turned to Cherie and said "Oh, for a minute I hoped it said - lies Matter"

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