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Religious people are like fans of the X Factor.

They owe all intelligent people an apology for making the world a shit place to live in.
Yesterday, a debate in parliament discussed legalising cannabis.

It concluded it would save 200 million pounds in wasted police time, and earn the government billions in tax.

David Cameron concluded it's safe and said, "Its not as if it makes you so silly, that you would stick your cock in a pigs mouth, instead of your wife's mouth."

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