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This morning, my wife said she was going to bake an Easter cake for the kids. Going on her past record in baking cakes, I was more than a little apprehensive.
An hour later, she took it out of the oven and said. "What do you think?"
I replied. "Thank Christ it's risen."
My son came home from his kindergarten show and tell with a note asking me to call the teacher.

I called and the teacher said "your son tells me that you're a piano player in a brothel, is that true?"

"No" I said, "I play for Chelsea, but how the hell do you explain that to a 5 year old"

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