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Wow! Was last night ever crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone.

Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?
Every time I hear of another black being stabbed or shot I can't help thinking about Darwin's naturel selection theory. After all, if I was going to shoot or stab someone I would select a black.
My two kids love peppa pig so got all excited when i told them we were going to see some pigs and might even buy one

...you should of seen the look on their sweet little faces after we left the abattoir

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