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Lets hope the jocks vote for Independence in the upcoming Referendum
Then on a saturday afternoon we won't have to listen to $ divisions of shite football results
"As you can see, I took your advice and got myself a dog," I said to my mate. "You were right too, it's really helped me get the girls."

"Fucking hell," he replied, backing away, "I meant a cute puppy, not a bloody great Rottweiler."

"Nah.. This is much better than a puppy. They can't resist him."

"Really?" He questioned.

"Yep. He just drags them in off the street."

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