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My daughter came home last night and said, "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Jamal."

"Oh, Betty!" I sighed. "I never knew you were dating a chameloen this time."
I saw in the news this morning that Wonga are due to write of £220m of customer debts.

Thank fuck for that. I only borrowed £100.

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