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Many people complain about my anti Islam jokes, but there's one person who never has, NOT ONCE - and that's Allah himself.

If Allah isn't complaining, why the hell are you?
I was having a pint with my mate in a country pub, when a goat walked past the window. He said, "That goat reminds me of my wife. It's got a beard and will eat anything!"

I replied, "It doesn't remind me of mine much."

"Why not?" he asked.

I replied, "Well for one thing, it's horny."

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