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I holidayed in Mexico recently and attended a Bull fight. I went in with an open mind but I can honestly say it was the most shocking event I've ever been to.

It cost 8 quid to get in, another 2 for a can of coke and I was sat so far back I could barely see the cows getting stabbed.
"One of my neighbours had half of his large intestine removed," I said to my mate.

"Did he end up in a coma?" He asked.

"No," I replied, "But he did end up with a semi colon."
German police find ripped-up unused sick notes at the home of Germanwings pilot Andreas Lubitz.

All passengers due to fly from Liverpool Airport breathe a collective sigh of relief, as there's fuck all chance of that ever happening on Merseyside.

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