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I asked a girl outside the club last night, fancy a ride in my Ferrari.
As I got to my car she said that's only a Ford so I told her the Ferrari is parked out of town for safety.
As we drove out I pulled into a dark woodland track. She said this is a strange place to park an expensive car.
I replied, yeah but it's the usual place to get raped.

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