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All my friends say that if they had access to a time machine they would go back to see historical moments or meet famous people.

If I had access to one the first thing I'd do is go back in time and bring back some white dog shit to prove it actually existed.
After Tulisa's appearance outside of court, everyone was talking about her plastic surgery and how she's been left with a 'trout pout'.

Well, say what you like about her looks, but I bet she can give a cracking blowjob now.

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