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My wife was busy, so she asked me to go to the shops to buy our daughter her first training bra.

It was so embarrassing. I stood in the shop holding it in my hand, and was called names like nonce case and pervert.

Upon reflection, taking it into the changing rooms and asking a young girl to try it on so I could see what it looked like wasn't the best idea.
The place I work employs 3,000 people and suggestions were asked for help to improve the minority groups. So I suggested that all the Christian, straight, white males who aren't disabled have their own tea room.

It worked, the six of us have got our own table from next week.
In the 70's children would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. You drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. You shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. You ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but you weren't overweight because...... YOU WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! You would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

Oh yeah... and you also watched TV shows presented by paedophiles, or went on them and got molested.
I was watching the men's marathon race and towards the end the leading Kenyan athlete faded badly.

He was almost white when he crossed the finish line.

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