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I hear when using cocaine, you can die from one hit.

Apparently, it all comes down to whether or not you touch my fucking wrap.
A good weekend for sport...first an English racing driver gets a kiss on his helmet, then an Australian cricket player gets a blow on his..
I spent 2 hours this morning in Asda trying to get tickets for their Stevie Wonder, Lionel Ritchie, and JLS concert this weekend.

Oops, wrong Black Friday.....

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