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what a load of crap john cleese is talking when he said that if you start taking the piss and telling jokes about muslims. you will end up being kille
"Do us a favour?" asked my new girlfriend. "Smudge the guinea pig is on his last legs so can you sort him out?"

"No problem love, leave it with me!" I replied.

So approaching the cage, I saw the kids peering through the window so to make it quick, I grabbed his tail and a couple of bangs later against the wall it was over.

Well you'd never heard such screaming from kids.

"You bastard!" she shouted.

"What did you expect?" I said. "It was better than £25 at the vets?"

"No you twat!" she said. "Didn't you realise we had two guinea pigs?"

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