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Is it blue and black? or, gold and white?

But, when you think about it, can you really put a colour on the future of humanity?
Went to answer a knock on the door this morning.
Outside was a very small man leafing through a paperback book.
"You're a little chap, how tall are you?" I questioned.
"I'm three feet three inches tall," he replied.
"Well, why have you knocked on my door?" I asked him.
"Because I'm the metre reader."

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