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My mate invited me over for a game of poker, but he didn't have any cards, chips or beer.

He was bluffing.
I said to the Librarian i'm looking for a book about agnosticism but cant remember the title....any ideas?

I'm not too sure she replied

Yes thats the one!
This years election will see more black men become MPs than ever before.

They keep calling it a hung parliament - but we know what they really mean.
I nearly died on the drive home from work today.

That'll teach me for taking a Magic Tree immediately out of its packet!
East 17 band member Brian Harvey is reportedly in a "desperate situation". He is currently unemployed, on the verge of eviction from his home, and considered suicide just 5 weeks ago.

Hi, I'm Brian from confused.com

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