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After watching Last Chance Academy, I can safely say that the concept of planet of the apes seems far more plausible.
The weapons instructor died because letting a 9 year old kid hold an Uzi is negligence.

So, ironically, if he'd lived, he'd have been automatically fired.
The 9 year old American girl who accidentally killed her instructor with an Uzi sub machine gun has now been grounded by her parents as a result.

They have confiscated her AK47, Sherman tank and surface to air missile.

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