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It always used to piss me off when my mum used to say 'you've got to push yourself son'.

It took all the fun out of the swings.
My missus got some builders in to do some work on the house, they bodged it and fucked off quick with the cash.
I asked her "were they rushing?"
The dozy cunt said "No, I think they were Polish."

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