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Government to discuss the possible killer virus spreading to the UK from Africa.

The politically correct way of saying 'No more killer niggers please!'.
As I stood on the altar with my best mate, my heart sunk when I saw my fiancee walking up the aisle.

I thought, "How the fuck did she find out about us?"
I was told, "Parkinson's, you don't have to be alone."

Well, I don't want anyone laughing so I cant hear his interview with Rod Hull and Emu thank you very much.
HSBC has told a number of Muslim groups their bank accounts will be closed but it's nothing to do with race or religion, but to do with risk.

They're closing these accounts on September 22nd.

Damn, they'd have made their point better if they closed these accounts on September 11th.

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