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As a drug dealer I like to have monthly celebrations with my earnings.

There's Methamphebruary, Marijanuary, Coketober, MDMAy...
What's the best way to remember the London commuters who lost their lives and limbs on the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 terror attacks?
Certainly not taking a picture of both of your feet and posting it to Facebook you insensitive bastards!
If your 11-year old daughter likes horse-riding it's really because she really likes half a tonne of muscle pounding rhythmically between her legs, she'll grow up to be a slag. And if your son likes horse-riding he'll be a bummer

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