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How to you Correct a Radicalised Muslim?
By Putting a Bullet in his Head
Edit: (not part of joke but "ADMINS" Why do you remove this when its was up for 1 hour and had +17...
Will Delete the Edit once i get response or reason
I went to our local theatre the other day.

The director showed me the script of a play that they intended to put on.

I was so impressed I asked him if it was alright if I take a part.

He said, okay, no problem.

So I took the page 2 and walked away.
I was recently arrested for buying class A drugs. They're only 16 but they have worked so hard on their GCSES this year and I did promise.
My ex girlfriend has just accused me of stalking her!

Fucking bitch!

And I'll tell her that as soon as she comes out of the toilets in McDonald's.

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