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We went to visit my parents and dad was desperate to take me out for a drink.

"Come on," he said. "It'll be like old times."

It was too. He went into the pub and got pissed while I sat in the car with a lemonade and a packet of crisps.
BBC News: 'Several people have been killed after a bin lorry crashed into pedestrians in central Glasgow.'

What a rubbish way to go.
The company next to ours has some crazy ideas to keep it's staff happy. They've just had a pool table delivered.

I think they're going to pot.

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