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A bloke walks into a library, says to the librarian, "Can I have that book on Manchester United?"

And the librarian says, "Sorry, it's been vangaalised."
I had my big stereo on full blast, poking out the top of my rucksack on the train earlier.

"Shut it!" yelled one of the passengers.

"I can't" I replied. "My stereo's poking out the top of it".

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