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I couldn't believe it when I was arrested today for reversing through the front window of a jewellery shop.

I tried to explain to the officer that my Sat-Nav was playing up but he was having none of it.
I was watching the Commonwealth games today and noticed the Paralympic swimming. I thought it was unfair who was being raced against as I saw, The swimmer with no arms win by a good few lengths,Followed by the swimmer with no legs and in last place the Black African Swimmer who is still swimming.
Glasgow's shit looking Opening Ceremony must have been organised to show off more of the common than the wealth.
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