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My wife will have to sleep with one eye open tonight after the fight we've just had.

I've glued her other one open.
I couldn't sleep worrying about the money I owed until my wife said if I didn't spend my wages drinking and gambling, I could clear our debts within six months.

And that made me think.

Kill her for the insurance.
What's the difference between 17th century Britain and 21st century America?

In 17th century Britain, Black Death was actually pretty important

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