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| Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged 9 , 10 , rape , gang rape - Current Score: 4122 - Added: 8 months ago
| A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > suicide - Tagged library , fuk off - Current Score: 3156 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged mood , swings , wife , beat - Current Score: 3136 - Added: 8 months ago
| A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged doctors and nurses , doctor , nurse , sex , appendix - Current Score: 2261 - Added: 1 year ago
| I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people. | |
Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki - Current Score: 1914 - Added: 2 months ago
| How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder! | |
Joke by Sick Cunt, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged black , joke , racism , old - Current Score: 1566 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?" "No, I never found the head." | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged 100 - Current Score: 1565 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , plane , d-day , france , english , passport , bag , immigration , juno beach , 1944 - Current Score: 1558 - Added: 5 months ago
| Ah its the time of day when all the american inbred retards swarm the site and think "dont get that must be crap vote it down down down" I have visited american so called "sick jokes sites" and the wankers actually appologise after posted a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive but dont mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included) well heres a little friendly fire for all you god fearing nappy wearing sister shagging retards........fuck off and find a knock knock joke site much more your shandy drinking style i think. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , wankers , rednecks , yanks , the british are cunts - Current Score: 1522 - Added: 2 months ago
| First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged tap , door , plumber , tim vine - Current Score: 1506 - Added: 8 months ago
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