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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Nangleberry Keen in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 28,954.2


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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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Joke by ht in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 22,465


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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
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Joke by coathanger in Sex and shit - Shit - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 13,059.6


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So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pup2097 in Racism - Black - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 12,382.4


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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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Joke by sickfuck in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 10,923


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This is for you, Sarah:

Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat?

You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over.
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Joke by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10,570.8


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Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ncoreos in Racism - American (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 10,011.4


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What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London.
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Joke by ht in Racism - Black - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 9,729.6


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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by dobbsey in Racism - Black - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 9,555



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