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What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.
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Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , society , racism  - Current Score: 1522 - Added: 3 months ago

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'
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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > true - Tagged toilet , crap , phone , toilet humour , gags , cunt  - Current Score: 1499 - Added: 5 months ago

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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Joke by stu71, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged kitkat chunky  - Current Score: 1493 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again.
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks , cruises , slave  - Current Score: 1493 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Joke by Pseudopath, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , victims , phone line , help line  - Current Score: 1446 - Added: 6 months ago

I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119  - Current Score: 1444 - Added: 2 months ago

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
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Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , thief , big cock , black , racist  - Current Score: 1425 - Added: 11 months ago

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged shit , cemetary , morning , mourning  - Current Score: 1400 - Added: 4 months ago

I can't think of anything worse, after a night of drinking, than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they are dead.
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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged wonder , worry , crap , dead  - Current Score: 1369 - Added: 6 months ago

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged prat , with , a , computor  - Current Score: 1339 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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