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| Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets! |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sweets , kids , johnathan king , gary glitter , michael jackson , catholic priest , kiddy tickler , nonce , gerry mccan , cristopher biggins - Current Score: 446 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I was surprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought: "How can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a nephew. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Islam - Tagged muslim , scooby doo , scrappy doo , ta dadada ta daaa puppy power , lemme at em ill splat em - Current Score: 445 - Added: 5 months ago
| A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it keeps me from coming too fast." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged girlfriend , come , ejaculation - Current Score: 445 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 232 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about. | |
Joke by MattTS, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , 4th july , independence day - Current Score: 443 - Added: 6 months ago
| I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great. None have gone missing so far. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , canoe , canoeist , missing - Current Score: 442 - Added: 5 months ago
| Breaking News... The Olympic flame has gone out in Paris....just proves that she will stick anything up her cunt. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris , olympic , flame , torch , fanny , paris hilton - Current Score: 439 - Added: 9 months ago
| Things You Learn From Watching Porn: Women wear high heels to bed. Men are never impotent. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he fucks her. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job. Women always orgasm when men do. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. All women are noisy fucks. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. Those tits are real. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum. If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) Double penetration makes women smile. Asian men don't exist. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. There's a plot. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass. Nurses suck patients cocks. Men always pull out. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you. Women never have headaches. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to 'suck it'. Assholes are clean. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and find a cock there. Men don't have to beg. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Pigtails = handlebars. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornos , men , women , blowjobs , sex , woman - Current Score: 437 - Added: 11 months ago
| I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt. | |
Joke by cj-underhill, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , virgin , blood , tshirt - Current Score: 435 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , yoko ono , dead , beatle , yellow - Current Score: 435 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius! | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged new orleans , niggers - Current Score: 429 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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