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The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Stu-Tang in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,201.2


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So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend.

Gotta Catch Jamal.
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Joke by surewhynot in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,183.4


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Why does Beyonce keep singing: To the left, to the left?

Because, everybody knows that blacks don't have any rights.
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Joke by MikeLit in Celebrities - Musician/Singer (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,183


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This website contains adult material that is not suitable for anyone under 18 years of age. If you are under 18 you are not allowed to use this site without parental consent"
"...MUUUUUUUUM CAN I HAVE A WANK?"
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Joke by OzzyMcRcky in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,180.2


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If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by fishashley in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,179.4


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My Dad is a motherfucker. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by tez tickle in Other - Family - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,176.6


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My brother just updated his status to

"I love my girlfriend <3".

I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.
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Joke by gaz00 in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,176.6


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It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.

The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
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Joke by phibsboro in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,174.4


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To all those women who watch the football and shout "pass it to Frank" or "bring Joe Cole on;" fuck off. You didn't see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting "fuck her up the arse." I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by lgcc in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,171.2


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"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"

"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"

"But I don't have a..."
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Joke by TheRizzler in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,170



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