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| What goes Huh? click, huh? click, huh? click........an American voting down our good fucking jokes. |    |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged american , americans , america , joke , jokes , vote , voting , fat yanks - Current Score: 1859 - Added: 3 months ago
| First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged tap , door , plumber , tim vine - Current Score: 1812 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged anal , paedo , sex , paedophile , paedophilia , food - Current Score: 1790 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere. I suggest Pakistan: We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest." | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged asylum , ramadan , pakistan - Current Score: 1786 - Added: 3 months ago
| The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're black and you smell." | |
Joke by haynes, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , smelly , marmite - Current Score: 1762 - Added: 4 months ago
| A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged dildo , cock , insect - Current Score: 1759 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged shit , cemetary , morning , mourning - Current Score: 1744 - Added: 9 months ago
| When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone. | |
Joke by jonnysmith16, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , black , shoot , frankie boyle - Current Score: 1739 - Added: 2 months ago
| Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged toilet , loo , disabled , binso - Current Score: 1730 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock. Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Crime - Tagged bank , thief , goat , crimewatch , clown , neil delamere - Current Score: 1710 - Added: 2 months ago
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