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What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids.
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Joke submitted by sickfuck, originally by Jimmy Carr in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,292



mikehawksbig wrote:

We just got back from a holiday in Portugal.

Came back with the same number of kids I left with.

How clever am I?

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Not as clever as me. I came back with one extra.
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Joke by buttcrust in In The News - Madeleine McCann (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 4,212.6


I couldn't care less how you people vote. This post will achieve a score of over 1,000 points whether you like it or not.

Regards,
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
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Joke by Fyffes in Celebrities - ??? Other Celebrities (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,209.8


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Joke by ht in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 4,202


No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by assbadger in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 4,198.4


You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Other - Internet - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4,156.8


The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.

He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"

I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
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Joke by Haynes in Racism - Black - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4,142.8


How does every Black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!
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Joke by Sick Cunt in Racism - Black - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4,098.6


So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus... I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by johnnymc, originally by Sean Lock in Religion - Jesus - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 4,096


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