Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life
Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out in the summer.
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
Adele says she's been hurt by fat jokes about her and is going through a lot of pain.
Yeah, probably Pain au Chocolat.
My laptop is fucked. It just keeps playing "Chasing Pavements" over and over again.
Probably because it's a Dell.
I hope everything is fine with Adele's pregnancy.
Because I really can't listen to a whole album about a dead baby this Winter.
I tried watching Adele's latest video on YouTube, but it was constantly buffeting.
Adele: The Brit School saved me from teen pregnancy
No, I'm pretty sure being fat and ginger saved you from teen pregnancy.
Manager: "Adele, you just received an offer from Hollywood, they say they have a big role for you in the new Jerry Maguire movie. What do you think?"
Adele: "You had me at big roll."
How does Adele have her eggs at breakfast?
Adele is still at the top of the charts because no one can move her.