Alex Ferguson Jokes
98 years ago today, the Germans & British troops brought a temporary ceasefire to the Great War and had a game of football out on no-man's land.
The fighting resumed when somebody was killed after being hit on the head with the football.
Just heard the news about Alex Ferguson retiring.
It's so refreshing to see a story of a man in his seventies, in the news, that doesn't involve child abuse.
Sir Alex Ferguson defended his decision to leave Van Persie on the bench for today's match in the rain claiming...
"The boy could have drowned!"
I bought Alex Ferguson's autobiography.
I thought I'd got to the end but six more pages appeared.
In honour of Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement, all Premiership matches will play an extra 2 minutes injury time this weekend.
After a wild night of drinking, Stephen Gately and his husband decide to play a sex game.
Stephen says, "I'll put a plastic bag over my head for 3 minutes and you time me with your new watch."
Turns out he bought the watch off Alex Ferguson...
Ferguson decided to retire before the goal line technology was introduced.
As you can't bribe machinery.
Following the shock news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring at the end of the season, Wrigleys have announced they have entered administration.
Sir Alex Ferguson..
1000 games, 598 wins, 1863 goals, 2027 points, 12 titles... 1 coat.
Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement has been described by many people as a huge loss to the game of football.
Yes, about 5 minutes per match.