Amy Winehouse Jokes
Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.
Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.
I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety.
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
It's what she would've wanted.
I really don't get karaoke, I just don't see the point of it.
I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I'll go to an Amy Winehouse gig.
Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"
Who said prayer doesn't work?
Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen?
Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo
If Amy Winehouse dies this year, we will have lost the Goody, the bad and the damn fucking ugly.
Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams.
At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man.
Jade Goody's head. 80