Bruce Forsyth Jokes
Bruce Forsyth will be having an open coffin funeral at his own request. His family agreed that it would be nice to see him.
I just bumped into Bruce Forsyth without a wig on. To be fair he probably doesn't know I usually wear one.
Bruce Forsyth walks into a sweet shop.
"Can I help you?" asks the assistant.
"Yes" Brucie replies, "Give us a twirl."
Bruce Forsyth is retiring from Strictly Come Dancing.
Nice to see him, to not see him, nicer.
The BBC have announced that Bruce Forsyth has pulled out of tonight's Strictly Come Dancing because he's sick.
"They really could have worded that better," said a detective from Operation Yewtree.
As the number of people caught up in the BBC sex scandal increases, Bruce Forysth is said to be shitting himself.
But I think that's just because of his age.
Bruce Forsyth has been awarded a knighthood, making him a Sir.
He also has a pair of previous awards, the OBE and the CBE, but you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game.
What's the difference between a hip and a joke?
With Bruce Forsyth involved, there's less pain when he cracks a hip.
So, Bruce Forsyth is being knighted by the Queen.
Well, it'll be nice to see him, to see him knight.
People are accusing Bruce Forsyth's absence from strictly this week as suspicious because of allegations over his friendship with Jimmy Saville.
I can say Bruce is innocent and was very lovely to me when I met him when I was 12 years old.
Of course I still can't tell anyone what we did together, or the evil pixies will kidnap me and I'll never see my mum again. 4