Bruce Forsyth Jokes
Bruce Forsyth will be having an open coffin funeral at his own request. His family agreed that it would be nice to see him.
I just bumped into Bruce Forsyth without a wig on. To be fair he probably doesn't know I usually wear one.
Bruce Forsyth walks into a sweet shop.
"Can I help you?" asks the assistant.
"Yes" Brucie replies, "Give us a twirl."
Bruce Forsyth is retiring from Strictly Come Dancing.
Nice to see him, to not see him, nicer.
The BBC have announced that Bruce Forsyth has pulled out of tonight's Strictly Come Dancing because he's sick.
"They really could have worded that better," said a detective from Operation Yewtree.
As the number of people caught up in the BBC sex scandal increases, Bruce Forysth is said to be shitting himself.
But I think that's just because of his age.
Bruce Forsyth ended his 'goodbye' speech to mark the end of his career on Strictly Come Dancing in the good old Bruce Forsyth manner...
...By telling a shit joke
What's the difference between a hip and a joke?
With Bruce Forsyth involved, there's less pain when he cracks a hip.
Bruce Forsyth has been awarded a knighthood, making him a Sir.
He also has a pair of previous awards, the OBE and the CBE, but you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game.
One of two British explorer ships that vanished in the Arctic more than 160 years ago, the fabled Franklin Arctic ship, has been found.
Reports suggest that several documents were found on board ship including a copy of the Bruce Forsyth Book of Jokes and a school photograph of Cliff Richard