Bill and Hillary Clinton were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They both agreed to tell each other any secrets they had been hiding on this day. Hillary asked the first question. "Bill, I want to know if you have ever had an affair."
Bill reluctantly replies, "Yes, I have, and it wasn't just the once."
Hillary was very shocked and said, "When was all this?"
Bill says, "Well, as you will no doubt remember, there was Monica Lewinsky in '98"
Hillary replies, "That's not a big surprise, though, but when else did you cheat on me then?"
Bill replies, "Well, do you remember in '08 when you won the Democratic presidential campaign, despite being 200 votes down....?"