Historical Figures Jokes
"I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.
Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War
He got the gas bill.
Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.
Hitler tried to finish the race.