Hugh Hefner Jokes
If it's true we all go to a better place when we die,
Where the fuck is Hugh Hefner gonna go?
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
Ask Hugh Hefner.
Hugh Hefner is again married at the age of 84.
I'm beginning to wonder if it's just a game of 'pass the parcel' and whoever Hugh finally dies on, wins.
Hugh Hefner is famous for bedding women younger than him.
To be fair, he doesn't have a choice these days.
Marilyn Manson took his name from the two paradigms of good and evil, to make himself a "neutral" person.
With pure good being Marilyn Monroe, and pure evil being Charles Manson.
Taken this into account, I have hereby renamed myself Gary Hefner.
After Hugh Hefner that gets all the girls,
and Gary Glitter to get the right age group.