Hugh Hefner Jokes

Marilyn Manson took his name from the two paradigms of good and evil, to make himself a "neutral" person.

With pure good being Marilyn Monroe, and pure evil being Charles Manson.

Taken this into account, I have hereby renamed myself Gary Hefner.

After Hugh Hefner that gets all the girls,
and Gary Glitter to get the right age group.
I just read that Playboy is going to bring out a copy with braille. I've got 3 questions for Hef. Firstly, how does the blind person know where the newsagency is? Secondly, no one reads the articles, so it's about as useful as a salad in America, and last, but not least, wasn't that the magazine that caused the blindness?