Hugh Hefner Jokes
If it's true we all go to a better place when we die,
Where the fuck is Hugh Hefner gonna go?
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
Ask Hugh Hefner.
Hugh Hefner is again married at the age of 84.
I'm beginning to wonder if it's just a game of 'pass the parcel' and whoever Hugh finally dies on, wins.
Hugh Hefner is famous for bedding women younger than him.
To be fair, he doesn't have a choice these days.
The greatest thing about Hugh Hefner is that he has loads of money, beautiful women and plenty of fancy cars yet never has the need to rap about it!
Marilyn Manson took his name from the two paradigms of good and evil, to make himself a "neutral" person.
With pure good being Marilyn Monroe, and pure evil being Charles Manson.
Taken this into account, I have hereby renamed myself Gary Hefner.
After Hugh Hefner that gets all the girls,
and Gary Glitter to get the right age group.
What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner?
Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies.
Hugh Hefner is to marry again and so will be fucking yet another young playmate.
I'd better go have some more hot dinners, before I get behind again.
freddie mercury slept with over 3,000 men. He died aged 41. Hugh hefner has slept with over 3,000 women and aged 81 is currently poking 7 playboy bunnies. Brown or Pink? Stop and Think!
I just read that Playboy is going to bring out a copy with braille. I've got 3 questions for Hef. Firstly, how does the blind person know where the newsagency is? Secondly, no one reads the articles, so it's about as useful as a salad in America, and last, but not least, wasn't that the magazine that caused the blindness?