Jimmy Savile Jokes
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
Jimmy Savile's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.
Just what he would have wanted.
The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.
The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
My Jimmy Savile advent calendar is shit. The flaps only open from 1-16
They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
I've just bought the BBC advent calendar.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.
Jimmy Savile's alleged victims say they just want justice.
That's a funny word for money.
Time is the greatest healer.
Unless you were molested by Jimmy Savile 40 years ago, then the solution appears to be money
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.
They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.
I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.
Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination. 62