Jordan/Katie Price Jokes

MSN News: Alex Reid claims he tells Jordan he loves her "50 million times a day."
That would mean you tell her every 0.001728 seconds then, Alex, you retarded, spotlight-grabbing, fame-seeking man-whore. And, by the way, Jordan is a dirty fucking slag.
Love Peter
P.S. Come and pick your fucking spade up - he's drinking out of the toilet again.