Justin Bieber Jokes
My daughter has Bieber fever.
Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome.
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..
Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.
Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.
What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
I heard that Justin Bieber has a 10 inch cock.
It's in his ass and belongs to Usher.
Justin Bieber's new album 'My World 2.0' came out last week.
Also coming out: Any males who buy it.
Justin Bieber: "Judge me on my music, not malicious rumours!"
You're not exactly helping yourself there, Justin...
So the new Justin Bieber movie is rated a 12.
That's gonna be embarrassing, not getting into your own film.
My girlfriend says she is leaving me because I'm an irritating talentless child-like worthless cunt
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you'd always be mine
Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."