Lance Armstrong Jokes
Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims.
It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.
I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong.
So, Lance and Neil Armstrong have had a bad week.
Lets hope their brother Stretch emerges from this tough time alright.
Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling.
I can't believe they've stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles - you try riding a bike on drugs!
I'm so worried about ID theft that I've changed my name to Lance Armstrong...
Nobody wants to be that cunt right now
So Lance Armstrong was banned for cheating..
I bet the lying bastard didn't really beat cancer either.
I'm really disappointed in Lance Armstrong.
He's making innocent young drug users think cycling is cool.
I think the world is being extremely unfair to Lance Armstrong....
Bob Marley doped his whole career and no-one said anything
Felix Baumgartner, Officialy the highest sportsman since Lance Armstrong.