Megan Fox Jokes
My friend was saying how he thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever.
He obviously hasn't bit straight into a fresh McDonald's apple pie.
Megan Fox is not going to act in the upcoming sequel, "Transformers 3".
And whether she acted in 1 and 2, still remains to be seen.
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one would be Megan Fox.
Just watched Transformers 2 with the girlfriend.
She turned to me and said "What are you thinking about?"
What I said: "Was just thinking how amazing the effects look, its brilliant."
What I thought: "There really isn't a single orifice on Megan Fox that I wouldn't want to fuck."
Everytime I see Megan Fox I get transformed. Normally by a few inches.
Eminem's video for 'Love The Way You Lie' has two huge name actors starring in it.
Megan Fox plays a woman stuck in an abusive relationship with Dominic Monaghan.
And Dominic Monaghan plays the luckiest bastard in the world.
I've been fox hunting again,
or stalking as Megan calls it.
I thought the Transformers film was shit, until Megan Fox came on my screen.
And then I did.
My friend asked me which 5 people I would choose to help me save the world.
I said "Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Cheryl Tweedy, Elisha Cuthbert and Britney Spears."
"What the fuck," my mate said, "they'd be useless saving the world."
"Fuck saving the world mate, I'm preparing to re-populate."
If you looked into Medusa's eyes then you turned to stone.
Something similar happens to my cock when I look into Megan Fox's eyes.