Megan Fox Jokes

Just watched Transformers 2 with the girlfriend.

She turned to me and said "What are you thinking about?"

What I said: "Was just thinking how amazing the effects look, its brilliant."

What I thought: "There really isn't a single orifice on Megan Fox that I wouldn't want to fuck."
Eminem's video for 'Love The Way You Lie' has two huge name actors starring in it.

Megan Fox plays a woman stuck in an abusive relationship with Dominic Monaghan.

And Dominic Monaghan plays the luckiest bastard in the world.
My friend asked me which 5 people I would choose to help me save the world.

I said "Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Cheryl Tweedy, Elisha Cuthbert and Britney Spears."

"What the fuck," my mate said, "they'd be useless saving the world."

"Fuck saving the world mate, I'm preparing to re-populate."