Nelson Mandela Jokes
Nelson Mandela has made a surprise appearance at an ANC rally in South Africa.
The crowd went ape!
They say that all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.
That's bollocks! My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.
Nelson Mandela has been described in South Africa as 'The Father Of Our Nation'.
And like most black fathers, he wasn't around for a good twenty years.
My PC takes such a long time to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.
If Nelson Mandela has taught us anything, it's that imprisoning a black man without a real reason for 27 years is really the best thing we can do for them.
Just when I thought it was neck and neck between Nelson Mandela and Prince Philip, Henry Cecil comes up on the rails with a late run and takes the honours.
Just got kicked out of Nelson Mandela's granddaughter's funeral.
Apparently it's inappropriate to blow my vuvuzela.
Incarceration works as a deterrent, see Nelson Mandela, no re-offending since his release
Nelson Mandela has died and there are tears in people's eyes.
And dollar signs in Morgan Freeman's.
What does Robert Green and Nelson Mandela's Great Granddaughter have in common?
Both have seen their last World Cup due to poor handling.