One Direction Jokes
A One Direction movie? A 3D film about the 2D personalities of 1D.
I'd rather 0D.
I hear that One Direction have been banned from having sex when on tour.
They have to sleep in different bedrooms.
One Direction. The band The Beatles could've been.
If The Beatles had been a bunch of talentless faggots.
Bizarrely, One Direction have presented one of their bride-to-be fans with a signed guitar.
That's a bit like getting a signed pair of socks from Oscar Pistorius.....
Caroline Flack said that her One Direction boyfriend Harry styles is really good in bed!
Apparently he can go to sleep without needing a story.
Those Tesco burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from there that contained traces of shit.
A One Direction CD.
I hate one direction fans.
I need my whole room to cool down, but this fucking thing only points one way.
One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson has apologised to fans after being filmed smoking a joint.
"I'm really sorry," he said. "I had been doing mushrooms earlier, so I probably thought it was a cock."
Can't believe people pay money to watch a bunch of drooling retards perform!
I really hate One Direction.
'One Direction are bigger than The Beatles'
I'll have to see an optician tomorrow because, no matter how many times I've read this headline, I can't see the word 'cunts'.