One Direction Jokes
A One Direction movie? A 3D film about the 2D personalities of 1D.
I'd rather 0D.
I hear that One Direction have been banned from having sex when on tour.
They have to sleep in different bedrooms.
One Direction. The band The Beatles could've been.
If The Beatles had been a bunch of talentless faggots.
Caroline Flack said that her One Direction boyfriend Harry styles is really good in bed!
Apparently he can go to sleep without needing a story.
Those Tesco burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from there that contained traces of shit.
A One Direction CD.
I hate one direction fans.
I need my whole room to cool down, but this fucking thing only points one way.
Can't believe people pay money to watch a bunch of drooling retards perform!
I really hate One Direction.
'One Direction are bigger than The Beatles'
I'll have to see an optician tomorrow because, no matter how many times I've read this headline, I can't see the word 'cunts'.
My girlfriend has just had 'One Direction' tattooed onto the small of her back.
I'm not sure if it's because she likes the band, or she's denying me anal.
Either way, she's a cunt.
A policeman knocked at my door today.
He said, "A few of the neighbours are complaining about the music."
I said, "You're joking? It's only 7pm."
"I don't care if it's 1 in the afternoon," he replied. "One Direction are still shit."