One Direction Jokes
A One Direction movie? A 3D film about the 2D personalities of 1D.
I'd rather 0D.
I hear that One Direction have been banned from having sex when on tour.
They have to sleep in different bedrooms.
Bizarrely, One Direction have presented one of their bride-to-be fans with a signed guitar.
That's a bit like getting a signed pair of socks from Oscar Pistorius.....
One Direction. The band The Beatles could've been.
If The Beatles had been a bunch of talentless faggots.
Caroline Flack said that her One Direction boyfriend Harry styles is really good in bed!
Apparently he can go to sleep without needing a story.
Those Tesco burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from there that contained traces of shit.
A One Direction CD.
I hate one direction fans.
I need my whole room to cool down, but this fucking thing only points one way.
One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson has apologised to fans after being filmed smoking a joint.
"I'm really sorry," he said. "I had been doing mushrooms earlier, so I probably thought it was a cock."
'One Direction are bigger than The Beatles'
I'll have to see an optician tomorrow because, no matter how many times I've read this headline, I can't see the word 'cunts'.
Can't believe people pay money to watch a bunch of drooling retards perform!
I really hate One Direction.