Oscar Pistorius Jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
I see what Pistorius is doing; he is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa.
That's how it works over there, right?
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.
I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.