??? Other Celebrities Jokes
This morning, I've been watching the female athletes on the TV.
Unfortunately, I now have a bad case of Ennis Elbow.
Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
What's the difference between Boy George and Jeremy Clarkson?
Jeremy Clarkson never regretted paying for his Escort!
The only time Joey Essex will see an "A" on a test paper is when he writes his name
On hearing the news Katie Price is pregnant again, Frankie Boyle has sent her a thank you letter and started planning a new tour.
So, Jermaine Jackson has legally changed his name to Jermaine Jacksun for 'artistic reasons'.
What a cont.
I don't envy the person who will have the job of Courtroom Artist at Rolf Harris' trial.
Talk about pressure.
Douglas Engelbart, the inventor of the mouse has died. What vision, to know we'd need one hand free on the computer.
What do you get if you combine chlorine with sperm?
The contents of Tom Daley's arsehole.
Janet Street-Porter is a lot like Marmite.
An odd choice for masturbation material.