??? Other Celebrities Jokes
This morning, I've been watching the female athletes on the TV.
Unfortunately, I now have a bad case of Ennis Elbow.
Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
What's the difference between Boy George and Jeremy Clarkson?
Jeremy Clarkson never regretted paying for his Escort!
The only time Joey Essex will see an "A" on a test paper is when he writes his name
On hearing the news Katie Price is pregnant again, Frankie Boyle has sent her a thank you letter and started planning a new tour.
So, Jermaine Jackson has legally changed his name to Jermaine Jacksun for 'artistic reasons'.
What a cont.
Bit unfair of Glastonbury to put Dolly Parton on at 5pm on a Sunday, given her strict working hours.
Rail Union leader Bob Crow has died of a massive heart attack.
So it was blocked tubes that finally killed him, oh the irony.
I don't envy the person who will have the job of Courtroom Artist at Rolf Harris' trial.
Talk about pressure.
RMT Union Leader, Bob Crow, has died.
His family are asking for no questions from the press at this sad time, plus 2 additional days off at Christmas.