Peaches Geldof Jokes
What's the difference between nectarines and peaches?
Nectarines don't trade on their daddy's name to get on the TV.
What's the difference between a council estate dead junkie and a celebrity dead junkie? About six million sanctimonious status updates.
What does Bob Geldof like to smother in cream?
They say that it does no harm whatsoever to give your wife and kids a little smack if they deserve it.
I'm not sure that Bob Geldof would strictly agree with that!
Peaches Geldof has over 120,000 people following her on Twitter.
She's a bit like Jesus. Relying on her Dad's fame, to get more followers.
"The Police were unable to revive Peaches Geldof"
I always thought that Sting & his mates were a set of useless cunts, this confirms it
Perhaps Peaches Geldof would have had a longer shelf life if Bob and Paula had named her Pickles
I've got a joke about a dead celebrity.
It's a peach.
I need some help writing my card of condolence to the Geldof Family...
Does anybody know how many Es were in Peaches?
Such a shame. I was even having a wank over Peaches when I found out she was dead. It made me cry and I never got to come.
Thank fuck. The last thing I need is my DNA at yet another crime scene.