Piers Morgan Jokes
In light of recent controversies involving Twitter, it's best to assume that anything written on the Internet can be used as evidence in court.
Piers Morgan fucks children.
I'm not saying I hate Piers Morgan, but if I had a glass of water and he was on fire, I'd glass him.
Americans have started a petition to kick Piers Morgan out of the country. Meanwhile, a counter-campaign has been launched in Britain to refuse to take him back.
I hope we can meet the Yanks halfway on this, and put the cunt in the middle of the Atlantic.
Piers Morgan on Twitter "Good morning all, Has Harry Redknapp been made England Manager yet? If not why not?"
I don't know either Piers, but if only there was some way I could listen in on his phone conversations to find out why...
Clint Eastwood's autobiography is simply titled 'Clint'
If you squint, that could be the title of Piers Morgan's.
Roger Moore is being interviewed by Piers Morgan tonight... Fingers crossed he still has his licence to kill.
At the polling station today my mates and I decided to draw cocks on the ballot paper to show our disapproval of politicians.
It seemed hilarious until Piers Morgan was declared the landslide winner.
If Piers Morgan wasn't on fire, I'd still piss on him.
My 8 year old son ran up to Piers Morgan and started rubbing his leg.
''What are you doing little boy?'' he asks.
''Just seeing what a cunt feels like.''he replied.
I read yesterday about Weston-Super-Mare's Pier burning down. Apparently there have been several Piers burning down in the last few years.
Shame Piers Morgan wasn't one of them.