Stephen Hawking Jokes
My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now.
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.
She stood him up...
And he immediately fell on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.
BBC News - "Stephen Hawking: God did not create Universe"
If God DID exist, he'd be pretty pissed off. In fact, if I was god I would probably have gone back in time and punished Hawking in some horrible way...
Nope, no sign of that.
Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.
I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in the hospital.
Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?
There once was a man called Hawking,
Who got very bored of walking,
He got on a scooter,
Attached a computer,
And now it does all of the talking.
Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day.
Stephen Hawking has written another book.
It's about time.