Stephen Hawking Jokes
My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now.
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night.
She stood him up...
And he immediately fell on the floor.
Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.
BBC News - "Stephen Hawking: God did not create Universe"
If God DID exist, he'd be pretty pissed off. In fact, if I was god I would probably have gone back in time and punished Hawking in some horrible way...
Nope, no sign of that.