Stevie Wonder Jokes
What's black and screams like fuck?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Apparently, Stevie Wonder's house has burnt down.
Bet he didn't see that coming!
Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks, "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?"
Stevie replies, "It's okay; at least I'm not black."
What does Stevie Wonder's wife do when they've had a fight?
Re-arranges the furniture.
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder drive?
Because they're black.
Did you hear about the cheese-grater Stevie Wonder's wife got him for his birthday?
Most violent book he's ever read.
Stevie Wonder will never read this.
"Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beautiful?"
Sorry Stevie, you're not really in a position to make that judgement.
How does Stevie Wonder's wife punish him after a fight?
She leaves the plunger in the toilet.
I easily beat Stevie Wonder at table tennis
Played a fucking blinder.