The Queen Jokes

I don't see why people are getting so upset at David Cameron's plans to reform the UK housing benefit system. Personally I'm all in favour of evicting people who don't work for a living and expect the taxpayer to support them in homes that they would otherwise be unable to afford.

Starting with The Queen.
Prince Philip and the Queen were dining in one of London's top restaurants.
The waiter comes over and asks what Philip would like to order.

"I'll have two rare steaks my good fellow."

Waiter: "Does sir mean two bloody steaks?"

Philip: "Yes quite right old chap, two bloody steaks."

Queen: "...and plenty of fucking chips!"