Vladimir Putin Jokes

To commemorate World War One in 2014:

The French - Are erecting a statue in each village

The Germans - Are lowering their flags each day

The British - Are having a season of programmes on the BBC

The Russians - Cordially invite you to World War 3 commencing in the Ukraine
Vladimir Putin has lashed out at Prince Charles for comparing him to Hitler, saying "it's not what monarchs do".

Quite right; English monarchs quell uprisings (Henry VIII), burn heretics (Mary I), execute rebels (Richard II), and cut off their opponent's testicles (Edward I), so quit being a whining pussy and suck up your Hitler comparison, Mr Putin.