Arson Jokes

I put in a complaint about my neighbours last night.

I was trying to get to sleep and they were shouting, screaming, banging on the windows, then to top it all their fucking smoke alarm started going off.

Anyway I think it worked, I haven't heard a peep from them today.
I accidentally put diesel instead of petrol in my ex-girlfriend's car.
It was a nightmare getting it to light.
I saw on the news the other day that there had been a fire at the homeless shelter and it burned down.
I thought: "What are they NOW... homelesser?!"

I'm joking! ...They were trapped inside, they're all dead.