Bullying Jokes

Britain's Got Talent contestant Christopher Stone said he was bullied at school because he liked music.
As one of the people who regularly beat him up, I need to put things right now.

It wasn't about liking music, it was because he was a mincing little queer who liked looking at our knobs and arses in the shower after P.E.
This homeless guy just stopped me in the street, shoving a plastic cup into my face he say's "Spare change for a coffee."

Now I feel pretty bad, I don't really like coffee but I still took his spare change.
I found out my son was being bullied at school so I hired a boxing coach to help him out.

He knocked out the kid in one punch. Me and my son just watched on from a bench and laughed.