Bullying Jokes

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.

So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.
Britain's Got Talent contestant Christopher Stone said he was bullied at school because he liked music.
As one of the people who regularly beat him up, I need to put things right now.

It wasn't about liking music, it was because he was a mincing little queer who liked looking at our knobs and arses in the shower after P.E.
This homeless guy just stopped me in the street, shoving a plastic cup into my face he say's "Spare change for a coffee."

Now I feel pretty bad, I don't really like coffee but I still took his spare change.
I found out my son was being bullied at school so I hired a boxing coach to help him out.

He knocked out the kid in one punch. Me and my son just watched on from a bench and laughed.