Necrophilia Jokes

I had a terrible dream about me going to the fridge and it being empty. I woke up screaming and ran to the fridge. I felt a great relief when I opened it and my daughter was still in there.
When I woke up this morning the wife was cold, blue and didn't appear to be breathing.

I called NHS 24 and the woman on the phone said "Have you tried doing anything yet? "

"Just a bit of doggy" I replied
My friend asked, "What's the most awkward thing you've said during orgasm?"

I thought for a second and said, "Probably...You're better than my girlfriend,"

"Wow," he laughed, "What did she say?"

I said, "Nothing, dead people don't talk."