Terror Jokes

BBC News today:

A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.

Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.

His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.

Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
In my first week at work, I've called someone a cunt, spat in their face, stamped on their hand, smeared them with excrement and threatened to kill their family.

The CIA have already given me a pay rise.