BBC News today:
A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.
Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.
His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.
Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
It is very true when people say that the Woolwich murderers only represent a very small proportion of muslims who live in the UK.
They could speak English for a start.
If you blow up Mecca, do Muslims spin around like a broken compass?
Don't worry about porn, it's more likely your kid will accidentally see a beheading.
I hate living with this fear of not knowing if you're going to be attacked, stabbed, even killed for reasons and beliefs that are totally beyond us.
I own a chain of sporting stores in the Middle East.
Last year we sold 100,000 ski masks but not a single pair of skis.
As a bomb disposal officer I'd just like to say a massive thank you to the health and safety conscious bomb makers out there for colour coding the wires on your bombs.
The Taliban have announced that they now have a stealth bomber.
Sounds impressive, until you find out it's just a guy wearing a rucksack underneath his
As a bad flier, shortly after take-off I was so nervous I suddenly needed a piss. I also wanted a brandy to settle my nerves.
Sweating, I left my seat and started up the aisle. "Is there anything you need, sir?" asked a stewardess.
"...a...a loo and a bar," I stammered.
And that's when they all jumped on me.