Terror Jokes

BBC News today:

A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.

Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.

His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.

Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
In my first week at work, I've called someone a cunt, spat in their face, stamped on their hand, smeared them with excrement and threatened to kill their family.

The CIA have already given me a pay rise.
In a statement, ISIS have confirmed that the three missing girls are indeed on the way to them in Syria.

However, they have laughed at the media for assuming they are travelling to become ISIS Brides.

A spokesman for ISIS said, "How stupid is your western media? Firstly they are too old to be brides, secondly they come from Bethnal Green, so they are actually coming to teach weapons handling"