Terror Jokes

BBC News today:

A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.

Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.

His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.

Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
As a bad flier, shortly after take-off I was so nervous I suddenly needed a piss. I also wanted a brandy to settle my nerves.

Sweating, I left my seat and started up the aisle. "Is there anything you need, sir?" asked a stewardess.

"...a...a loo and a bar," I stammered.

And that's when they all jumped on me.
The council charge £11.99 to come and remove an old sofa and dispose of it.
Placed a few pieces of wire under the seat, and the army did it for free.
Got to love the threat of terrorism.
So, a terror suspect has managed to evade police by walking into a mosque, changing into a burka and walking straight past police waiting outside.

That's like bank robbers getting away by walking into the bank completely undisguised, then leaving in a fucking balaclava.