Theft Jokes

I don't understand Dragons Den.

Surely if you're looking for a large amount of money for investment, you would simply steal it from the tables sitting in front of you?
Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken."
"Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you."
"It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma, "it's all them fucking CCTV cameras they have nowadays."
I probably shouldn't have driven home from the pub last night...

Especially as I fucking walked there in the first place.