The white man's alternative to looting HMV.
3D home entertainment isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Once you get it all set up, you'll realise that you forgot to rob the glasses.
Some of the best graffiti ever seen.
On the back of somebody's filthy car was:
'I wish my wife was this dirty'
Underneath that was:
'She is for a fiver.'
Hundreds of young teens densely packed in the streets of London, causing chaos and destruction. Where's Anders Breivik when you need him?
I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house.
I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead.
So blacks are destroying our fair city?
I distinctly remember a prominent man in history who had a solution for this....
Some cunt threw a brick through my window with a note tied to it.
It said "Joe's Glazing services. Tel; 01210 446688"
The police brought my son home the other night.
They said, "We caught him throwing petrol bombs at the local mosque. We have let him off with a warning but I'm sure you'll have some stern words for him too!"
"I certainly will, officer," I said as I turned towards my son. "Don't let me ever catch you throwing petrol bombs again! Do you think we're made of fucking money? Use bricks like I do, you stupid tosser."
I got up this morning and discovered that somebody had written "QWERTY" down the side of my car.
I think it's been keyed.
I was chucked off a building site for not wearing a "high visibility jacket".
Well, if I was so invisible, how come 15 people correctly identified me as the person who threw a brick at the gaffers BMW afterwards? 19