About - Sickipedia

Welcome to Sickipedia

Book

Rob Manuel from B3ta compiled a book called The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes, frankly it was a miracle it was published as the material was so foul as to receive complaints from the public at both Borders and Waterstones.

As good as the book is (and it's very good), we realised that by publishing a book, we'd only encourage MORE AND MORE jokes to be sent to us, hence we've built into the project a place to catch all this stuff. We call it Sickipedia.

About

Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material.

To put it bluntly - we want to hear your nasty jokes. And in return? Well, you can sit here and read more of the little blighters.

Add your jokes, and please edit other peoples stuff to improve the grammar, spelling and indeed humour.

The end result will be the finest website in the whole damn world. We have faith in you.

But please note. If we really like your jokes, we reserve the right to make another book using this material. However, we might not. So don't submit anything if this worries you.

User Guidelines

Good

* Adding short jokes.
* Correct spelling, grammar and capitalisation.
* Voting is encouraged.
* Adding tags or correcting invalid tag syntax. i.e, "black white cat dog" to "black, white, cat, dog"
* UK English spelling, that's apologise not apologize.
* Use the search before adding a joke - mods are encouraged to remove duplicates, but life would be much nicer if they didn't have to.

Bad

* Using Q: and A: in the joke. It's unnecessary.
* Curly quotes - use "this" not “this”.
* Don't bugger
up the
newlines
* WRITING IN CAPS MEANS YOU ARE A MENTAL.
* Think before using that exclamation mark! You certainly never need to use three!!!
* Txt spk - Use correct grammar and punctuation.
* Vandalism
* Pasting multiple jokes into the same edit.
* Jokes that make no sense whatsoever.
* Private jokes - not everyone knows your ginger friend.
* Cutting and pasting jokes from other websites.
* Deleting jokes and sections because you don't like them. If you have a serious complaint about a joke, email an administrator.
* Adding text which isn't actually a joke.

Moderation

As a Guest, you can vote, add new jokes, and browse the whole database.
As a regular user, you can vote, add jokes (and be credited), edit jokes and tags, move jokes, and browse the database.
As a moderator, you can do everything a regular user can, plus delete and merge duplicate jokes.

You become a moderator when you get 50 points. But what ARE points? Well, it's simple.

* Adding a joke gets you a point.
* Editing a joke for grammar gets you a point.
* Adding tags to an untagged joke gets you 2 points.
* Your submitted jokes have a score. If a joke is voted to +10, you gain 10 points.

Halp! My question wasn't answered!

Generally, just be sensible, and don't be destructive, and further questions can be added to our feedback form.

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