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I feel sorry for the McCanns. Maddie being The Stig was their last hope. |
 
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| I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, "This milk must be seriously out of date." |
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I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet? |
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I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to wank me off. Nice bit of footage. |
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Just saw that advert where an athlete in a wheelchair says, "My arms are stronger than your legs!" Doesn't he know people can just say the exact same thing back to him? |
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. |
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Joke by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Other - Irony (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 days ago
- Current Score: 914.8
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Metro Front Page:- "Cricket declares war on cheaters" What a brave little insect, taking on all those big cats single-handedly... |
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I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" |
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I wish everyone would stop voting up these puns about the trapped Chilean workers and start voting for my jokes. I mean, miner so much better... |
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Joke by cockney_rebel21 in In The News - Chile - Trapped Miners - Added: 6 days ago
- Current Score: 735
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A good friend came up to me looking very pale. "My wife's got cancer. They don't think she's going to make it." "At least you'll be free of that bitch in a few months." "Please don't say things like that." "I was only joking, I'm sorry if I offended you." "Oh no, I just didn't want you to jinx it." |
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