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| Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. |
 
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by Nangleberry Keen in Other - Statistics - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 28,615.2
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." |
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by ht in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 22,255
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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man replies, "No, just having a shit." |
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| So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty |
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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention. The driver got out and he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy." I replied, "Well, which one are you then?" |
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by sickfuck in Illness and mortality - Dwarfism - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 10,787.4
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This is for you, Sarah: Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat? You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over. |
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by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10,482.8
| Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. |
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by ncoreos in Racism - American (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 9,742
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What's black and doesn't work? Half of London. |
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| I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. |
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!" |
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by bobbydgg in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9,131.8
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