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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute. |
 
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submitted by tdfboy, originally by illustratenate@twitter.com in Sex and shit - Gay - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 1,720
| Good thing nigger rhymes with nigger or Lil Wayne would be out of a job. |
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium... |
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I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit. For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station. |
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Me and my dad can't play Jenga because of the 9/11 attacks. He was killed instantly when the first plane hit. |
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My wife fell asleep on the sofa. Feeling a little naughty, I took a marker pen and wrote 'World's Worst Mum' on her forehead. The next morning when she looked in the mirror she went mental. I had no idea that having a miscarriage affects your sense of humour. |
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Porn has ruined my life. My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber. |
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My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't fuck about. |
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| Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them. |
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submitted by mike_m, originally by The Amazing Atheist in Sex and shit - Feminists - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 748.2
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My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby." I felt like a right fucking idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy. |
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