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I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read one this morning. It said, "Whats the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?"
"Morning Sickness." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by birkeneder999 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 9


Apparently, Jade Goody has reacted to her latest news by saying she's trying to put a brave face on it. Well, it can't be any worse than the one she normally wears. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by cc1957 in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 11


What have Jordan's new book and Derren Brown got in common?

I'm just not buying it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by dobboddob which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 33


OK, let's piss on this bandwagon straight away...

MENU OF THE DAY

Meat 3.142
Steak and Kidney 3.142
Cheese and Onion 3.142
Meat and Potato 3.142

All of the above 3.142's can be served with salad or chips.

Now fuck off! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 44


I had to leave my wife of ten years because she had a very disturbing fetish.

She liked to dress up as a woman and act like a complete bitch. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CombineHarvester in Sex and shit - Women (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 1


I had a black friend once...

....before my mum sold him. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by sickijoki in Racism - Black - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 443.2


Tributes are FLOODING in for PC Bill ‘the bobbing bobby’ Barker…. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by daza2121 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 9.2


I was thinking one day, what separates humans from animals.

In my case its a condom 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ChrisJColes in Sex and shit - Beastiality - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 75.4


Paddy says to Mick, "I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond films has split her fanny open!"
Mick replies, "Honor Blackman?"
Paddy says, "No on a dildo!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Wadey in Sex and shit - Dildo - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 101.6


What's large, smelly, stiff and bald.

Jade Goody in 9 months. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by nufcdude in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4


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