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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
I was driving home from work when I got a phone call from my son.

He said, "I think mummy is dying. She's been screaming since I got home from school."

"Oh my god," I replied. "Okay, don't panic. Just talk to her for me, alright?"

He said, "I can't, she's locked herself in the bedroom with another man."
Apparently, Gaddafi has released an audio recording saying that he is somewhere that we cannot reach. He also called the UN taskforce the "cowardly crusaders".

Now, I'm no expert on cowardice, but I don't think the yellow bastard who runs and hides somewhere that other people can't get to is in the best position to call other people cowards.