I can remember the night all so vividly, I had caught the later train as I was buying my son a birthday present so he could open it the next day. The taxi queue was really long, so I decided to take the short cut through the park as it saves about ten minutes. My wife is always telling me she'll pick me up if it means me not walking through there. If only I had waited for a Taxi or given her a call things might have turned out different. I could sense someone was behind me, before I had a chance to look round, I felt a knife in my back. The woman ordered me into the bushes and warned me if I did anything stupid she would kill me. She forced my trousers down and took my cock out, she was tossing me off trying to make me hard as she licked my balls. As she was riding me up and down you think about your family, your children and the things you haven't said to people, but in all honesty only one thought was going through my mind.
Just watching ITV and they introduced the film E.T. saying you should be sat on the sofa with a box of tissues and quilt wrapped round you. I jokingly said to my mate, "You'd be a bit fucked up to wank over E.T."
Then I realised it's got a 9-year old Drew Barrymore in it. Wanktastic!