I met a girl on one of those online dating websites and took her out for a date last night. I specifically remembered that she had written in her profile, "I just love guys who can take me out on a night I'll never forget ;)".
West Bromwich Albion have announced their new kit sponsor. Viagra announced the one year deal with the West Midlands club yesterday. The struggling club's Chairman reckons they'll need the sponsorship money to help them keep up this season...
The Chilean Miners Union released a statement today stating
'A small hole, usually there for the emission of noxious gasses has been accessed. A large tool will now be inserted into the passage and drilled vigorously. This will result in the hole widening in diameter. Fluids should be able to be left in the hole to keep up the spirits of the men involved. In time, it is hoped that the main shaft will be accessed by reaching around the rear passage, bringing a smile to the face of the men, and ultimately relief via a small explosion'
British Foreign secretary William Hague welcomed the news, and quickly boarded the first flight to Santiago.