After claims Justin Bieber had fathered a child, his management said, "While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory and demonstrably false claims."
"We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."
A lot of unnecessary words when all they had to say was, "You all know he loves cock."
Three prisoners were performing hard labor in the Russian Gulag when they began discussing the reason they were sent there by the authorities. The first prisoner began, "I was a half hour late to work, and was found guilty of withholding labor. 'From each according to his ability,' they said." The second prisoner says, "I arrived to work an hour early, and was found guilty of brown nosing. 'To each according to his need,' they explained." The third prisoner finally spoke, "I got to work on time everyday, and was found guilty of possessing a capitalist wristwatch."
I was watching the news earlier, and they had this story about the milk produced from cloned cows entering the market. Apparently a lot of people are against it citing it to be very unnatural and even dangerous to your health.
At one point their expert stated that "experts who have studied cloned milk have always concluded that it is identical to regular milk."
I couldn't help but think; that's kind of the fucking point, isn't it?