That's the last time I tell my wife to reverse the car up so we can load the shopping into the boot.
A follow up study of fitting room privacy at fashion retailers has been delayed pending the lifting of a restraining order.
What are the odds on that?
A spokesman for Tesco said, 'We are working to ensure this does not happen again.'
A spokesman for Iceland said, 'We are proud to finally be selling burgers that actually have some meat in them.'
What's next, traces of zebra found in barcodes?
That's the mane thing.
And that's straight from the horse's mouth.
Although, they don't like you calling it the vegetable section anymore, do they? It's "disabled toilets" these days.
They found that you can already buy fags for less than a fiver in Tesco...