Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.
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Horse meat found in Tesco burgers!
What are the odds on that?
Horsemeat has been found in burgers sold by stores including Tesco and Iceland.
A spokesman for Tesco said, 'We are working to ensure this does not happen again.'
A spokesman for Iceland said, 'We are proud to finally be selling burgers that actually have some meat in them.'
So horse meat has been found in Tesco burgers.
What's next, traces of zebra found in barcodes?
Atleast it's just horses' meat that's been found in tesco burgers and not their hair.
That's the mane thing.
I once found a tooth fragment in a Tesco burger.
And that's straight from the horse's mouth.
I found the girl of my dreams, yesterday, whilst in the vegetable section in Tesco's.
Although, they don't like you calling it the vegetable section anymore, do they? It's "disabled toilets" these days.
Apparently Real Madrid want their 80 Million Pounds back for Cristiano Ronaldo.
They found that you can already buy fags for less than a fiver in Tesco...
When I was first diagnosed with leprosy I felt like life wasn't worth living. But I'm proud to say that after getting help, I'm back on my feet again.
One was found in Tesco and the other was at my nan's.