I'm never having the sex talk with my son again.
I'm sick of listening to him boasting.
I tried to have the "sex conversation" with my son today.
But, being a teenager, he said "No dad, piss off".
I knew there was no point trying to talk to him now so I took my lube and left.
I had the 'sex talk' with my son tonight.
I had to. I have to treat every caller equally.
Had to have "the sex talk" with my 10 yr old. He was a little overwhelmed so I left
My son is at that age where I thought I better have the sex talk with him as he's been bringing girls home. I said " you better let me watch"
I was nervous about having the "sex talk" with my 12 year old son.
But I was relieved in the end.
We didn't talk.
My wife asked me to have the sex talk with our daughter today.
At first she was listening and asking questions, but when I brought up Golden Showers, Anal Fisting and Teabagging she ran off crying.
My fourteen-year-old daughter has now got a boyfriend, so last night my wife decided it was time for me to have the 'Sex Talk' with her.
Cock ready in hand and with a heavy breath, I phoned her up and said, "What are you wearing?"
My dad never had the sex talk with me. He just told me to watch porn and I'll learn all I need to know about women.
I'm not so sure he was right though, because every girl I approach with a 2 foot dildo and lube just ends up calling the cops.
I had the sex talk with my daughter.
I said, "When having sex what must you make sure he wears?"
"A condom!" she replied.
"And what if he doesn't wear a condom?"
"Don't do the film."