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I'm never having the sex talk with my son again. I'm sick of listening to him boasting. |
 
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I tried to have the "sex conversation" with my son today. But, being a teenager, he said "No dad, piss off". I knew there was no point trying to talk to him now so I took my lube and left. |
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I had the 'sex talk' with my son tonight. I had to. I have to treat every caller equally. |
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| Had to have "the sex talk" with my 10 yr old. He was a little overwhelmed so I left |
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by i likes it in Sex and shit - Golden Shower - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
| My son is at that age where I thought I better have the sex talk with him as he's been bringing girls home. I said " you better let me watch" |
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by Stuart Torrance in Sex and shit - Voyeurism - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 3
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I was nervous about having the "sex talk" with my 12 year old son. But I was relieved in the end. We didn't talk. |
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My wife asked me to have the sex talk with our daughter today. At first she was listening and asking questions, but when I brought up Golden Showers, Anal Fisting and Teabagging she ran off crying. |
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My fourteen-year-old daughter has now got a boyfriend, so last night my wife decided it was time for me to have the 'Sex Talk' with her. Cock ready in hand and with a heavy breath, I phoned her up and said, "What are you wearing?" |
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Was sitting at the family meal when my grandad remarked how the gravy was the worst thing he had ever tasted when my son chirped up the worst thing he tasted was his sisters period of the end of my cock ... Never got my pudding |
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submitted by Bubbafatass, originally by My son in Other - Children (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2.6
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I rang my babysitter and said, "I've heard you had sex with my daughter." He said, "I did. But only once." "How could you?" I replied, with furious anger. "She's so ugly." |
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by My penis is so long that I have to tuck it into my socks in Sex and shit - Babysitter - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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