Could you please consider changing the label's on your bottles, that's almost three weeks now and my cock is still as hard as fuck.
The label said take 20 minutes before sex, turns out taking 20, minutes before sex was not what you meant.
Paddy's brother, Seamus, started a new job in the Middle East and phoned Paddy after he got settled in.
Seamus said , "De job's going well, but it's so fecking hot out here!
Paddy asked, "How hot is it out dere, Seamus?"
Seamus replied, "It's 45 degrees Celsius in de shade."
Paddy was astonished. "Bejesus, that IS fecking hot! Whatever you do, Seamus, try to keep out of de shade."