The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and, being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Under Queen Victoria, Britain had an empire so large that it was said that the sun never set on it. Our navy ruled the waves; we governed over a billion people, with a government democratically elected exclusively by men.
Now we are ruled by unelected European bureaucrats, we rule no one, and most of the people we did rule have had civil wars and are now ruled by despots, and our navy is almost down to its last rowing boat.
Is it just me, or is it time we sent the women back to the kitchen and stopped this silly "voting" nonsense.